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		<title>The software wars shifts to a new front</title>
		<link>http://linuxNUS.org/2009/10/11/the-software-wars-shifts-to-a-new-front/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luther  Goh Lu Feng</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are the current fronts in which the software wars are being fought.

But it seems that a new warfront is being fought in the sphere of soft drinks with Bing Soda, Microsoft Soda and Ubuntu Cola
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img src="http://www.free-soft.org/softwarewar.gif" width="500px" alt="Software wars" /><br /><em>These are the current fronts in which the software wars are being fought.</em></p>

<p>But it seems that a new warfront is being fought in the sphere of soft drinks with <a href="http://www.techflash.com/seattle/2009/09/microsoft_bing_in_a_soda_can.html">Bing Soda</a>, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/03/microsoft_has_its_own_sodas.php">Microsoft Soda</a> and <a href="http://www.junauza.com/2009/10/ubuntu-cola-vs-windows-cola.html">Ubuntu Cola</a></p>
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		<title>Write in C. A developer song.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ruiwen</dc:creator>
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A brilliant song about.. well.. writing in C.

Enjoy!

PS.
Does anyone have the lyrics to this?

Update:

Thanks to tan_ce and Nixxy&#8217;s comments below, here are the lyrics!

&#60;

p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;>When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
“Write in C.”

&#60;

p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;>As the deadline fast approaches,
And the bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
“Write in C.”

&#60;

p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;>Write in C, write in C,
Wtite in C, yeah, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

&#60;

p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;>I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For ...]]></description>
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<p>A brilliant song about.. well.. writing in C.</p>

<p>Enjoy!</p>

<p>PS.
Does anyone have the lyrics to this?</p>

<p><em>Update:</em></p>

<p>Thanks to tan_ce and Nixxy&#8217;s comments below, here are the lyrics!</p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
“Write in C.”</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>As the deadline fast approaches,
And the bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
“Write in C.”</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Wtite in C, yeah, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
BASIC is for wimps.
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won’t quite cut it.
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don’t even mention COBOL.
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I’m sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80’s,
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.</em></p>

<p>&lt;</p>

<p>p style=&#8221;text-align: center;&#8221;><em>Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Java’s not quite there yet.
Write in C.</em></p>
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		<title>Singapore supports Ubuntu!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luther  Goh Lu Feng</dc:creator>
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We all know the ubuntu logo looks like: 3 arcs forming a circle. It looks like a Singapore organisation may actually be supportive of Ubuntu:



Oh let&#8217;s email them to see if they are using Ubuntu in their workplace. Oh wait, the URL to the site is http://www.fairemployment.sg/main.aspx :s

And running curl -I http://fairemployment.sg  confirms the server type:


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<div align="center"><a href='http://linuxNUS.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ubuntulogo.png'><img src="http://linuxNUS.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ubuntulogo.png" alt="" title="ubuntulogo" width="202" height="55" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-112" /></a></div>

<p>We all know the ubuntu logo looks like: 3 arcs forming a circle. It looks like a Singapore organisation may actually be supportive of Ubuntu:</p>

<div align="center"><a href='http://www.fairemployment.sg/main.aspx'><img src="http://linuxNUS.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/logo.jpg" alt="" title="logo" width="377" height="138" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-113" /></a></div>

<p>Oh let&#8217;s email them to see if they are using Ubuntu in their workplace. Oh wait, the URL to the site is <a href="http://www.fairemployment.sg/main.aspx">http://www.fairemployment.sg/main.<strong>aspx</strong></a> :s</p>

<p>And running <code>curl -I http://fairemployment.sg </code> confirms the server type:</p>

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<p>Maybe the Tripartite Centre for Fair Employment should change their logo <img src='http://linuxNUS.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif' alt=':x' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

<p>Or maybe it is time for a Singapore flavour of Ubuntu <img src='http://linuxNUS.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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